Torque Dirty to Me
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A rigging joke delivered with a completely straight face and a crane hook the size of your back.
Color: Charcoal
Every order supports the Second Assignment Trade Scholarship. The share of proceeds and how it's reported are being finalised — we'll publish the specifics rather than a slogan.
Fit and size guide
Unisex fit. Measurements to be confirmed against the supplier spec sheet.
| Size | Chest (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–34 | 27 | 8 |
| S | 34–37 | 28 | 8.5 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 | 9 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 | 9.5 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 | 10 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 32 | 10.5 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 33 | 11 |
PLACEHOLDER measurements. Replace with the supplier spec sheet before launch.
Fabric and care
Fabric weight and composition to be confirmed with the blank supplier.
Care instructions to be confirmed with the blank supplier.
Shipping and returns
Processing times, delivery estimates and the return window are being finalised and will be published before launch. Nothing on this page should be read as a delivery promise.
PLACEHOLDER — pending business and legal confirmation.
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